Awkward Sunflower

colorado-wannabe:

So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”

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zubat:

I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking

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territorialcreep:

timesweeping:

this is how i run in nightmares

i am sobbing

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fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

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cigurettes:

tumblr is like egypt nobody understands us and we worship cats

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dampsandwich:

excellent now i can email my mom and dad my favorite text posts

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momunofu:

I’ve seen the horrible things blogging can do to a man

don’t be like me, kid

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