Awkward Sunflower |
random stuff that I enjoy. |
I have an idea and I think we should turn this into a little project of sorts.
The rules are simple:
- When you see this post on your dashboard, go to the first person on your dash and send them a nice anonymous message.
- Then reblog this and repeat.
I, for one, know that this shit makes my day, and I feel like it’s nice to take five seconds and make someone else’s.
(via chocolatebirdie)
| Man 1: | But I'm not gay! |
| Man 2: | Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki? |
| Man 1: | but I'm not! |
| Man 2: | IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI! |
| Man 1: | honestly? |
| Man 2: | THOR OR LOKI! |
| Man 1: | probably Iron Man. |
| Man 2: | SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK? |
| Man 1: | yeah. I'd love to be Robert Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man.... |
| Man 2: | ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed? |
| Man 1: | well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me. |
| Man 2: | oh yeah.. |
| Man 1: | and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my- |
| Random Woman: | EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN. |
| *awkward silence* | |
| Man 2: | ...and you said you werent gay! |
#CANNOT UNSEE ‘CHRISTMAS DINNER’ #HE’S IN A SHITTY MOOD BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN SEATED NEXT TO MYCROFT #MYCROFT IS DISCREETLY APOLOGISING TO MUMMY #THE ROOM IS FULL OF SMARTLY DRESSED HOLMSES #AND SHERLOCK IS SITTING THERE THINKING #’DULL. BORING. MYCROFT SHOULDN’T BE EATING THOSE YORKSHIRE PUDDINGS.’ #’WHY DID JOHN HAVE TO GOTO HIS SISTER’S?’
Class.
(Source: moriartysskull, via itsimpossibletolickyourelbow)
cometogether-rightnow-overtea:
Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!
So imperfect it’s perfect.
[thanks, rob!]
omg
oh my god that is the cutest most perfect thing ever
i’m crying like actually crying i can’t imagine all the planning that went into that and everyone is so happy and it’s all for her and she’s just sitting there like oh my god is this actually happening to me I WOULD BE LIKE AM I DREAMING JESUS CHRIST I’M GOING TO START SOBBING THAT IS THE BEST HUSBAND EVER
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING SKLDJFGHLSKJFGLKJDFGLKSJDG
OH MY FUCKING GOSH THIS IS
I CAN’T EVEN
This is just too adorable!!!!♥
THANK YOU FOR MAKING SOMETHING PLEASANT.
Everything about this is perfect. Thank you.
perfect!! ……… just perfect!!!
omfg yes!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(via wholockedmind)
“I know everything … and it says so on the bottom of the screen.” - Ianto Jones
(Source: torchwoodgifs, via jamie-moriarty)
(Source: finalellipsis, via buttercup-everdeen)
(via buttercup-everdeen)
(Source: sirensonthewater, via the-girl-in-the-polkadot-pants)
until then I appreciate it very much, as a person who is in fact real, but in all probability someone you will not meet in person. And if we did you would have to recognize me and then shout my name and maybe slap me or poke me to get my attention because when I walk around I do so in my own world and you’ll need to bring me back to this one.
(also this by no means is a way of me assuming that people don’t already appreciate how awesome you are, I’m just saying if they don’t - they will! And if they continue not to, I will poke them multiple times and steal their left shoe for revenge)
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“this is he”
“so sorry about this, kurt, but we...
An orgasm for my ears.
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